Total Medals Earned: 565 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,910 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/360 points)
10000 clicks.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (160/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (70/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Complete the first tutorial.
Complete 25 levels.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 12/23 (125/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.